I'm in need of a post and so I've turned to the oldest and most trusted friend of any internet blogger: the survey.
But it isn't a (total) cop out, because this one has pictures! Pretty, shiny, delicious pictures cooked up fresh for your viewing pleasure.
Original rules: "GAME: Comment here asking me to choose a person for you (someone I know you like), and answer these questions with a pic of that person."
1. Choose a picture of the funniest face on your person.
You've gotta wonder what's going on in the background.
In which Bowie has an extra chromosome.
So. Many. Things. Wrong.2. Choose a picture of your person eating.
He's not good at the whole eating thing yet.
Don't judge me.
How nice of Liz Taylor to feed him his lunch.3. Choose a picture of your person with an animal.
What's that magazine doing there?
Rock stars love a spot of falconry just as much as the next guy.
Gladly.4. Choose a picture of your person with a member of the opposite sex.
Mick Jagger is a woman, okay?
I don't even know where to begin. Maybe with that woman's hair: a bender is no excuse for a rat's nest.
Too bad Angie turned out to be a psycho, they were a pretty hot couple.
This one is basically hilarious.
He's wondering why he dated her all those years ago. Or maybe he's trying to remember dating her all those years ago.
Iman is just unfair.5. Choose a picture where you would kiss this person.
You know I literally have hundreds of pictures of him?
I wish I could get these first two bigger and better for you:
He's just a regular ray of sunshine.
This is his sensitive and yearning face.
Basically this makes me lmao irl.
Hottest mugshot I've ever seen. The original sold on eBay for thousands.
"What do you mean unicorns aren't real?"
He's like the prettied up gangster of my dreams.
Incidentally, I get the feeling that he and the cameraman are getting ready to do just that.6. Choose a picture of your favorite outfit on this person.
Basically whatever he's picked out in the dark that morning . . .
Just for the record, the guy on the right does nothing for me.
David is wistfully disillusioned and in love with his tweezers.
He's your interior decorator, and he's very upset you don't like the drapes he's picked out.
Why is he allowed to pull off this outfit?
People ask me why I don't like like Hugh Grant, and to them I say, "Did Hugh Grant ever wear silky pirate pants?"7. Choose a picture of your person smiling.
Elton John called: he wants his glasses back.
*hair*
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Why must he look like the Goofy Gopher on the right?)
Someone once compared his pre-fixed teeth to "untended tombstones after a nuclear holocaust," but I will always love his wonky smile.
I wanna join their chess club.8. Choose a picture of your person half naked.
Sometimes words aren't necessary. *click, save*
Disgusting hair but nice feet, no?
I seriously debated putting this one in before hormones won out.
O HAI. No, David, I haven't heard of knocking.
Your trips to the dentist will never be the same.9. Choose a picture of your person doing an outdoor activity.
He hesitates in his doorway, staring with great uncertainty at the outside world. Perhaps it would be better if he stayed indoors.
Dear Bowie is still greatly confused by all the grass and oxygen and lack of screaming groupies.
Ah, he's discovered what to do: pose!
I've only put together about two of these, the really cheap ones made of Styrofoam. I always wound up snapping the wings off.
He sunbathes fully clothed too! We're clearly meant for each other.10. Choose your favorite picture of this person.
Jeez, why not just ask me to choose my favorite ice cream flavor while you're at it!
But, I have enough restraint to narrow it down to these.
