WAS THIS NECESSARY?!
FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY what possessed you?
Her name is Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof, and apparently she is an English socialite. (Mommy, you'll be so proud -- I just found an English person I don't love!) Does no one love her enough to let her know that no matter how much it cost, hick-streetwalker-wear is not the new little black dress?
I'm not sure what horrifies me more: the denim abuse, the pseudo-rasta hair, or the fact that she appears to be utterly unaware of her crime.
If Peaches promises to never, ever wear this again, then I will honor her by naming my first child Clingstone.
Her name is Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof, and apparently she is an English socialite. (Mommy, you'll be so proud -- I just found an English person I don't love!) Does no one love her enough to let her know that no matter how much it cost, hick-streetwalker-wear is not the new little black dress?
I'm not sure what horrifies me more: the denim abuse, the pseudo-rasta hair, or the fact that she appears to be utterly unaware of her crime.
If Peaches promises to never, ever wear this again, then I will honor her by naming my first child Clingstone.
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