One man says to another, "So, I had a Freudian slip yesterday, it was pretty embarrassing."
The second replies, "A Freudian slip? What's that?"
The first answers, "You've never heard of it? Well, I was at the airport, and I wanted to buy two tickets to Pittsburgh. The woman helping me was rather well endowed, though, so instead I asked her for 'two pickets to tittsburgh.'"
The second says, "Oh, I see, that's too bad. Well, I had one just this morning."
The first asks, "Yeah, what was it?"
The second explains, "I was sitting at the table with my wife this morning and breakfast, and I wanted to ask her to pass the butter, but instead I said, 'You crazy bitch, you've ruined my life!'"
The second replies, "A Freudian slip? What's that?"
The first answers, "You've never heard of it? Well, I was at the airport, and I wanted to buy two tickets to Pittsburgh. The woman helping me was rather well endowed, though, so instead I asked her for 'two pickets to tittsburgh.'"
The second says, "Oh, I see, that's too bad. Well, I had one just this morning."
The first asks, "Yeah, what was it?"
The second explains, "I was sitting at the table with my wife this morning and breakfast, and I wanted to ask her to pass the butter, but instead I said, 'You crazy bitch, you've ruined my life!'"
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